A: Hello?
L: Hello, Buttface.
A: Buttface? I think you have the wrong number.
L: Oh, sorry. Is this Dickhead?
A: Yes.
L: Hey, Dickhead.

(about her double-shift)
A: How goes it brotha?
L: There's a tranny here.

(blitzed, trying to count people for Warped)
M: Sorry, I think I counted my legs.