A: Wouldn't he know if he was gay by now, though? Like, what does he think about when he jacks off?
M: I dunno man, but I know what I be thinkin' about. Nice set of titties--
A: Bent over--
M: Yeah! UGH.
(quiet)
A: What were we talking about again?
M: God, I love pussy. 

L: Man, I look really hood right now.
A: I'm wearing sleeveless UnderArmour. You can be like, "Hi, I'm Hoodrat, and this is Bucky, my white trash cousin."